Do you like beer as much as I do? Are you tired of drinking in front of the mirror? And playing Ride The Bus by yourself? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, let's face it champ, you have a drinking problem and no one likes you. But don't worry, it's not you it's them because you my friend crap excellence in the morning and wash your face with glory while farting rainbows that smell like mountain air mixed with lavender In other words you are awesome, and so am I. So let's be awesome together! If that sounds like your kind of fun, you lone raging drunk you, come play with my funnel.